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| To My Dearest Wife |
| To My Dearest Wife,
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why ... More |
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| Pen stuck in printer |
| All of the secretaries in my office were called in to an important personnel meeting. On my way to the meeting, I noticed one of the secretaries was still sitting at her desk, and I asked why she wasn... More |
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| Embarrassing Moment - First Date |
| We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the /"/Tonight Show/"/ with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the... More |
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| English is a Hard Language |
| English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protube... More |
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| Job Interview Question |
| You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old fri... More |
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| Doctor Doctor |
| /"/Doctor, doctor!/"/ shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. /"/I think I/'/m turning into a man/"/ then the doctor says, /"/ Now hold on little lady what makes you think that you/'/re tur... More |
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| Childless Couple |
| There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still unsatisfied. Finally, they consulted their family pries... More |
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| Wah Kya Name Hai |
| A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai.... More |
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| CAT Scan |
| The bartender asks him what his problem is.
“My dog just died and the damn vet charged me Rs 10,500.”
Says the bartender: “Wow, that is pretty high. What did the vet do?”
“Not much. I took the d... More |
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| Listening to the Wall |
| Once a doctor went to a mental hospital. he was walking by a room and saw a guy holding his ear to the wall, so the doc went to that guy and pushed him aside and tried to listen so the doc put his ear... More |
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