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A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! | |
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| Doctor Doctor |
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| /"/Doctor, doctor!/"/ shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. /"/I think I/'/m turning into a man/"/ then the doctor says, /"/ Now hold on little lady what makes you think that you/'/re tur... More |
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| Chinese Food |
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| Restaurant Manager: /'/ Why are you looking worried?/'/
Chef: /'/There are lot of ants in soup and other cooked food. I do not know what to do./'/
Restaurant Manager: /'/ Don/'/t worry. I will anno... More |
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| Watermellons |
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| There was a farmer who grew watermellons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermellon patch at night and eat his watermellons. After some car... More |
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| Listening to the Wall |
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| Once a doctor went to a mental hospital. he was walking by a room and saw a guy holding his ear to the wall, so the doc went to that guy and pushed him aside and tried to listen so the doc put his ear... More |
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