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A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! | |
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| Chinese Food |
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| Restaurant Manager: /'/ Why are you looking worried?/'/
Chef: /'/There are lot of ants in soup and other cooked food. I do not know what to do./'/
Restaurant Manager: /'/ Don/'/t worry. I will anno... More |
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| Chandni Chand Se nahi Hoti |
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| A Girl to her boy friend
Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
A Boy to his girl friend
chandni agar chand... More |
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| Watermellons |
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| There was a farmer who grew watermellons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermellon patch at night and eat his watermellons. After some car... More |
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| Embarrassing Moment - First Date |
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| We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the /"/Tonight Show/"/ with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the... More |
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